I got these small foam Santa Clauses at the swimming pool yesterday and they look innocent enough when you hold them in your hand with the almighty power to crush them, but when you reallyhave a look they’re actually really really scary! From up close the proportions are all wrong and there’s a kind of eerie clownesque quality about they way these things stare without blinking and seem to be untouched by whatever you do… Also, when you’ve crushed them in your hand… they get back into shape immediately! Whatever you do to them, they Just. Won’t. Die. !